Entry # 15 The Jew Drinker

“How can this be possible? Is there really someone as evil, nasty, disgusting and despicable?” James yelled to the floor and waved his arms emotionally. “Why man? What the hell happened? Who are you talking about?” Johnny asked James. “Yeah bro, this guy, that despicable creature, Evan. I can’t believe he said that.“Is that the little white guy that lives two blocks away?”“Yeah bro.”“What did he say man? What do you mean?”“He said, he said he loves drinking Jews. I am not even a Jew, but bro, that, I can’t stand.”“Drinking Jews?”“Yeah bro. Can you believe that?”“No I can’t man.”“Its true bro, he loves drinking them with brown sugar.”“Brown sugar? Its unbelievable man, I mean, I can’t believe it. It’s impossible to believe.”“This type of comments make me lose my temper, make me lose my mind! Make me lose control bro!”“What is up with Evan? Who does he think he is with those types of comments?”“Who? Ah!? Who? He’s despicable, Johnny, despicable!”“Let’s go find him man.”“Find him?”“Yeah, find him. Man, you’ve got listening problems.”“Yeah sure, let’s go to his place, its two blocks away, bro.”“I’ll get my bat, man.”“Ok, bro, then I’ll be Robin.”“What do you mean you’ll be Robin?“You just said you’ll be Batman!”“Batman? What I said was I was going to look for my bat.”“Ah yes, your bat, bro. Take it. Swing it at Evan’s head.”
Both Johnny and James walked to Evan’s house. Johnny held his enormous aluminum bat. When they arrived, James knocked on the door, aggressively.
“Hey, man, what if you misunderstood? What if it wasn’t him who likes drinking Jews, but it is someone else, and Evan was just repeating his words, man?” Johnny asked doubtfully.“Bro, then let’s ask him.”“Ok man, you’ll ask him.”
Two seconds later, Evan opened the door, with a glass of reddish, brownish liquid. “Hey, its J and J, how are you guys doing? What brings you around? Please come in.”“Yeah yeah, whatever Evan. Bro, do you like drinking Jews?” James asked Evan. “Drinking juice?”“Yeah yeah, dinking Jews, bro, are you drinking one right now?”“What’s the big deal James?”“Just answer me you little white something.”“Yes I do, especially with brown sugar, are you happy now?”“Happy?” Both James and Johnny said.
Then, James and Johnny exchanged a look, which basically meant ‘go ahead’.“That’s it for you Evan!” Johnny said while he swung his bat aiming at Evan’s little white head. Fortunately for Evan, he ducked just in time and Johnny’s bat missed and ended up hitting James on the chest and knocking him out.“Hey, what is your problem brother?” Evan screamed.“I JUST KNOCKED OUT MY MAN, JAMES!” Johnny was in shock, and worried for his man’s health. He put his bat down as he got on his knees to get a closer look at James. Simultaneously, Evan picked up the bat and swung it at James, hitting him on the back of the head, knocking him out, too.